This is the all-nearly-a-bit-different-from-the-last-version, all-singing and all falling-over-its-own-feet version of the Skilleter Pages (pauses for a round of applause and is greeted by a deathly hush. I haven’t finished it yet and never will and it has lots of missing captions, categories, collections, colanders and proberly hlaf a dozzen spelling miss takes and typoos, but if I don’t publish it now, I probably never will (which would, on balance, be a good thing, but I’m not letting that stop me. Ha! Ha!). The latest exciting addition to the site is the photograph album, accessibubble via the ‘Album’ button at the top of the page (or at the bottom of the page if you’ve accidentally turned your monitor upside down).

The only reason for the existence of this web site is that I wanted a personalised email address that wouldn’t be tied to my ISP and the web hosting sort-of came as an added extra. Don’t expect a masterpiece of any kind, in fact there isn’t much on it that is of much interest or value to anyone except a member of my family and most of them are probably yawning by now as well. I don’t know why I bother really. I have much more interesting web sites that I work on and they are much better-designed, useful and far more interesting sites than this one is, so please visit them instead (not that I’m going to tell you where to find them – haha!).

if you feel inclined then sit up straight, no, sorry – you can click on the links at the top of the page to visit the various unexciting areas of the site, but I really don’t think it is worth bothering.

All the photographs on this site (assuming that I remembered to upload any) are mine, taken by me, with my camera – mine! mine! mine! Please don’t pinch them, or I might get upset. If you ask nicely, I might let you borrow them, especially if you offer me a bag of sweets or other material inducement…

You may be wondering who the handsome gentleman on the top left of the page is. So am I.

An Apology

I’m sorry. Very, very sorry.

Useless Information

This page was last updated on 04 December 2007 but I don’t know why I bothered and you won’t either, once you’ve had a look around.

This site has probably had lots more than 231 QUADRIBILLITRILLIBILLION visitors since 1st February 1999 and I don’t know why any of them bothered either. I wouldn’t if I was them, but I isn’t and I did.